Macha Monkey Productions

Monkey See, Monkey Buy 2010

Monkey See, Monkey Buy is an arts auction to benefit Macha Monkey's 2010 - 2011 season of fearless, funny, female theatre.
Join Macha Monkey at Freehold Studios in Belltown for tons of fabulous and unique auction items to bid on in our silent and live auctions. Host Kate Jaeger (Macha Monkey’s The Cowgirl Play, Melancholy Play and all around talented funny lady), along with Auctioneer Bret Fetzer (Annex Theatre’s Artistic Director and theatre maker extraordinaire), will lead us through an evening of tantalizing auction items and sneak peeks at Macha Monkey’s next season! Beer and wine bar, tasty appetizers, and live entertainment from the monkeys will entertain you all night.

Live Auction Packages

Cheesy Monkey... Bidding on auction items requires a lot of energy and a little libation...or is it the other way around? Cheesy Monkey will give you a bottle of wine and a plate of cheese, crackers and nuts for your table!

Breakfast Monkey...Your travel mug will never be the same after this! Breakfast Monkey hooks you up with 3 lbs. of coffee from Columbia City Starbucks & Useless Bay Coffee Co. (6 lbs. total!)...and 3 months of fresh organic eggs to tempt you to go to work fashionably late every once in a while.

Chill Monkey...takes you to a special place with a spa gift basket and 55 minute massage at Elements Therapeutic Massage in Greenlake.

The Macha Monkey...The ultimate prize for the ultimate Macha fan: four season passes to each and every play, reading, cabaret, and party we have all season long! You'll be ultra stylish in a silk screened Macha T-shirt printed by our very own Kristina Sutherland.

Baby Monkey...For the newest monkey in the troop...a handmade, super soft baby quilt, and hand printed Macha baby bibs. 3 hours of babysitting gives you some time to get away and relax., courtesy of Kristina Sutherland

Papa Monkey...Enjoy a meal at Tutta Bella after taking your little monkeys to Pacific Science Center. Note: Papa Monkeys will earn serious bonus points with Mama Monkey for this one.

Namaste Monkey...Ohm...ohm...ohm...Enjoy a 5-class pass at 8 Limbs Yoga and nutrition counseling with Mary Purdy...nom...nom...nom

Drunky Monkey...Just because Carrie Bradshaw stopped drinking them, doesn't mean that you have to! Enjoy a round (8) of Cosmos at your table!

Kick-Ass Monkey...Did your New Year's Resolutions become your Mid Year's Resolutions? Kick things into high gear with a month of kickboxing classes at Three Harmonies Martial Arts...and then enjoy a 1 hour massage (you're gonna need it!)

Island Monkey...Sample some of the best that Whidbey Island has to offer...a massage from Langley Masseuse Anastasia Brencick, gift certificate to Useless Bay Coffee Co., overnight stay at Whidbey Island Inn, gift certificate to Prima Bistro and tickets to Whidbey Island Center for the Arts.

Downtown Theatre Monkey...See anything you want at ACT, A Contemporary Theatre for an entire year! (2 Memberships)

Ballard Theatre Monkey...Tickets to Ghostlight Theatricals and a restaurant gift certificate.

Greenlake Theatre Monkey... Tickets for Seattle Public Theater at the Greenlake Bathhouse and a gift certificate to Mona's Bistro & Lounge

La Monkey Getaway...Get out of the city with this perfect getaway. Stay in a quaint and cozy cabin in La Conner and go hiking or to the beach. Includes a 2 night mid-week rental, complete with wine and goodies for the trip. Some restrictions may apply.

Silent Auction Items

Quilting package: quilted bag, a quilt pattern, and fabric (HollyHill Quilt Shoppe)
Hand-carved walking stick (Ray Wofford of Eclipse Designs)
"Wine and Rain" original black & white photo (Erin McCoy)
"Married to God" Barbie (Sculptural Artist Janna Richards)
8x10 handcafted wooden frame (Jason Williamson)
5x7 handcafted wooden frame (Jason Williamson)
Sock-knitting kit and hand-dyed yarn (Hazel Knits)
Sounders tickets June 5 against the New England Revolution
Luscious cupcake gift pack (The Yellow Leaf Cupcake Co.)
Smoking monkey, designed and sewn by Macha Monkey's Artistic Director
Cake-baking by Heather Dowey
Doormat made from recycled flip-flops! (Bitters Co.)
Set of three ceramic bowls - two blue, one brown (Kevin Tice)
White ceramic urn (Kevin Tice)
Gift certificate good for two people for one session of classes: Salsa, Swing, Lindy Hop, Argentine Tango, or any other step they teach@ Century Ballroom
$50 gift certificate to A Masquerade Costume
Copy of Windows 7 + a T-shirt and mug
Oil Painting
Handmade necklace by artist Jen Hurlbert
Hand-drawn monkey at a typewriter by Lex's friend Joe
Speedreading class
2008 Mourvedre, 2008 Roussane from Syncline Wine Cellars
Holiday card set
Quilted pillow
One hour massage @ Massage Heights in Ballard
Shirts, hats and a pair of $75 polarized sunglasses
Scarf hand-knit by Judy Anderson (deep pink hue)
Waffles and coffee for three Sat/Sun
Performance tickets to Meany (UW)
Handmade Monkey baby quilt
$25 gift certificate at Honore Artisan Bakery
Gift Certificate to Local Vine

"Are You There God?, It's Me Macha" by Lex's friend Joe. One of the many items available in the silent auction.